There are only a few things I want from this world. Someone to love, financial security, a comfortable home, but most of all, my very own canvas print of Paul Ross. Let’s face it, it doesn’t matter where you hang it, it will bring joy and light wherever it is. I just wish I wasn’t so busy paying rent and saving for my future that I’d just let go and indulge myself for once. Everyone deserves a treat now and then. So if anyone is stuck on what to get me for my birthday (It’s September) may I lay this subtle suggestion at your door.
A glance at just a few of the reviews on Amazon should be enough to convince any Ross-doubter:
“A snip at just under two and a half grand, you’ll be the envy of all your friend (yes, that’s right, ALL of him – from the top of his empty head to the tips of his tiny toes). Quick, you buy now, as I have only 30,000 of these left and they’re smelling fast! This particular one is refurbished, as the back was falling off and I accidentally spilt Kestrel Super all over the front. But it’s fine now. £2,499.99”
“If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.”
“I purchased this wonderous print almost 2 years ago & it means more to me than you can ever imagine. In fact I recently had a horrific house fire & only had time to save 2 things – I chose this & one of the twins!”
Although one reviewer offered a word of warning:
“Imagine my utter disappointment that upon hanging it, his shirt clashed with my curtains, and upon closer inspection- his eyes clashed with my soul. It now hangs facing the wall.”
Oh well Paul, you win some you lose some!