Are you feeling lost? Reeling from the incessant instructions to ‘stand to the right’ and ‘mind the gap’? Wondering how to get by in a city that seems to hate you? Then follow Vincent Mahoney as he takes you on a journey, showing you the what’s what, the where’s where, the who’s who and the when’s which of London. The first film we made which turned out to be a monumentally ambitious first project. With a total cast of about 30 people, and filmed across roughly 30 different locations, it was a hell of a lot of work. It was great fun to make though, including all the many different props, and will soon be followed up by a sequel offering a guide to Melbourne.